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A must see piece...., bloody, gory, creative, I couldn't turn away. Joe Castro along with Steven Escobar have entertained us for many years with their films. Ceremony, The Legend Of The Chupacabra, Near Death, Jackhammer Massacre, Terror Toons, Terror Toons 1.5 & now Terror Toons 2. TT 2 is a birthday party gone wrong, DEADLY WRONG! It's a innocent child's birthday party with a few uninvited guests. It's not safe to turn your television on especially when the demonic DVD has been placed into the player. Evil unleashes as unsuspecting eyes witness these monstrous creatures come straight out of the tube. They only have one thing in mind & no, it's not the cake & ice cream...... it's your bloodcurdling screams they've come for. They hunt the party guests down 1x1 & each death scene is creative, unique & surprisingly gory. GOREMEISTER
Joe Castro is always coming up with new ways to entertain us gore
hounds & to date,... I have not yet been disappointed. The DVD
is loaded with extras & be sure to check out Terror Toons 1.5
which is an added bonus feature. Terror Toons 1.5 is a journey back
into a mad woman's mind. Her memories of escaping the evil Dr. Carnage
have made her world a sick & perverse place to live. Weird, wild,
sick & twisted is how I can explain the Terror Toons trilogy,
Pick
up your copy at Amazon.com, Blockbuster, Ebay, Video Stores or visit
www.myspace.com/terrortoons2movie. |
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Clay
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"Clay
of The Dead is no picnic in the park with Gumby". |
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 Clay
of The Dead delivers RAW non stop laughs along with sick
& twisted humor. It’s a gory zombie flick animated in clay
produced by Neil Brant & co-produced with Tim Clark. This is the
same Neil Brant also associated with the Florida based bands, Sewerfly,
Twitch & Sensory Defect. Neil’s music is heard throughout
the flick as well as a band called Threeface. Neil’s music span
is from soundtrack scores, FX, death metal & more, take a listen
on the sites listed below. Clay of The Dead
is Dawn of The Dead, Dead Alive
& Night of The Living Dead all rolled
into one. Our lead character, "Clay" is a struggling middle
aged musician living in the small town of Clayton. Clay awakes, only
to find that his quaint little town is overrun by flesh eating zombies
or should I say, CLAY eating zombies. This little gem is shown in parts,
Part one entitled, "Clay of The Dead " Part 2, "Escape
From The Mall", Part 3, "Island of The Dead" & part
4, "Clay’s Dead" COMING SOON! Is Clay really dead!?
Did the zombies on the island make a manwich out of Clay & did he
ever make it through the choppy waters of the life taking sea? Tune
in & find out. |
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| It doesn't get any better than this folks, ingredients for fun filled laughter are: | |
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A
few packs of clay |
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Lots
of blood |
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A
killer soundtrack/score |
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Lots
of blood |
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Gr8
sound FX |
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Lots
of blood & a couple of cats |
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 Clay
of The Dead is receiving GRAVE reviews from its viewers
& no wonder with it’s off the wall chipmunk vocals, zombified
soundtrack but mostly for it’s originality. I personally love
the scene where the cat eats it & of course the zombie chainsaw
slashing. Part 3, Island of The Dead has to be seen, it’s my favorite
in the series especially when the giant spider explodes, I wanted more!!
Clay of The Dead has a future & is highly
marketable for it's originality & craftsmanship. Kudos go out to
Elizabeth Lewis for set design & photography. Put em on DVD boys
& watch how they’ll sell, I'll be your first customer. Don’t
forget to add those bonus features like, your first animations, music
videos, etc. Cult Movies Magazine gives Clay Of The Dead
5 bloody thumbs up!! You can't ask or expect any better fromzombie clay!! |
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THE
LONG WAY HOME |
A
Bigfoot Story |
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Schroeder of Cult Movies Magazine |
Contact
info for The Long Way Home (A Bigfoot Story) |
James
"Bubba" Cromer C/O Coach Cromer Productions P.O. Box 50624 Columbia, SC 29250 |
Down
& out former Miami Herald reporter D.J. Galloway finds himself
face down at a local bar in South Beach Florida, when out of nowhere
a breaking news story flashes across the bars TV screen, "Bigfoot
sightings in North Carolina". In a moment of clarity, D.J. decides
to pack up, forget the past & move back to his North Carolina
hometown to begin his investigation on the Bigfoot sightings. What
D.J. doesn’t know or expect is that, he has a BIG surprise waiting
for him & the truth of Bigfoot will unfold before his very eyes.
you
won’t find it here in this North Carolina made flick. This raw,
non-scripted, fun filled feature delivers entertainment in a docudrama
style. The Long Way Home (A Bigfoot Story) is a quaint local film
that delivers, drama, comedy, suspense & just plain fun shot with
a cast of unique & quirky characters. Some of the characters will
make you laugh & some will just plain shock you. One of my favorite
characters is Patti "O" Furniture played by Pat Patterson,
Patti "O" delivers the lines with attitude as well as a
boot stomping performance. Other non-scripted characters 
include,
Biscuit, Cornbread, a snake handler, 100's of dead chickens &
lets not forget the star, "BIGFOOT". Yes Bigfoot has been
causing BIG trouble in a small North Carolina town, killing 100's
of chickens, scaring up the local folks & just plain reekin’
havoc,.... Bad Bigfoot!WACK
"O" Publishing
P.O. Box 1521
Loma Linda, Ca. 92354